Why Girls don't like to marry Engineers
Why Girls don't like to marry Engineers
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> > Engineers, please don't be offended, this is just a joke, we all > > know you are GREAT people.
> > Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, > > "Where did you get such a great bike?"> > The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday > > minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
> > She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
> > "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good
> > choice; the clothes wouldn't have fit anyway."> > > > Lesson: Don't bother to drop even the most obvious hint, they can't
> > catch anyway.> > (This is a reality! If you don't believe, test them!) > > _________________________________________________________________> > > > Comprehending Engineers - Take Two> > > > To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the > > glass half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it > > needs to be.> > > > Lesson: There is no philosophy to talk abt but calculations and > > calculations...> > __________________________________________________________________> > > > Comprehending Engineers -Take Three> > > > A pastor, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a > > particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with
> > these guys? We must> > have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't> > know, but I've never seen such ineptitude".> > The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a > > word with him." "Hi John. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? > > They're rather slow, aren't they?"> > The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind > > firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from afire> > last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The groupwas> > silent for a moment. Then the pastor said, "That's so sad I think I > > will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good > > idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if > > there's anything he can do for them."> > > > The engineer, after much thought said, "Why can't these guys play > > at night?"> > > > Lesson: No emotions please, only practicality works here.> > __________________________________________________________________> > > > Comprehending Engineers -Take Four> > > > What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil > > Engineers?> > Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build targets.> > > > Lesson: They build and build and build and build and... to > > compliment one another.> > _________________________________________________________________> >
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> > Engineers, please don't be offended, this is just a joke, we all > > know you are GREAT people.
> > Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, > > "Where did you get such a great bike?"> > The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday > > minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
> > She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
> > "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good
> > choice; the clothes wouldn't have fit anyway."> > > > Lesson: Don't bother to drop even the most obvious hint, they can't
> > catch anyway.> > (This is a reality! If you don't believe, test them!) > > _________________________________________________________________> > > > Comprehending Engineers - Take Two> > > > To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the > > glass half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it > > needs to be.> > > > Lesson: There is no philosophy to talk abt but calculations and > > calculations...> > __________________________________________________________________> > > > Comprehending Engineers -Take Three> > > > A pastor, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a > > particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with
> > these guys? We must> > have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't> > know, but I've never seen such ineptitude".> > The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a > > word with him." "Hi John. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? > > They're rather slow, aren't they?"> > The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind > > firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from afire> > last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The groupwas> > silent for a moment. Then the pastor said, "That's so sad I think I > > will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good > > idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if > > there's anything he can do for them."> > > > The engineer, after much thought said, "Why can't these guys play > > at night?"> > > > Lesson: No emotions please, only practicality works here.> > __________________________________________________________________> > > > Comprehending Engineers -Take Four> > > > What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil > > Engineers?> > Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build targets.> > > > Lesson: They build and build and build and build and... to > > compliment one another.> > _________________________________________________________________> >
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